{"id":96,"date":"2018-03-14T01:00:46","date_gmt":"2018-03-13T23:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scara-b.dogaru.net\/?p=96"},"modified":"2018-03-17T14:43:24","modified_gmt":"2018-03-17T12:43:24","slug":"porecle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scara-b.dogaru.net\/?p=96","title":{"rendered":"Porecle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Unul scurt din memorie.<\/p>\n<p>Primul meu nume a fost, evident,\u00a0<em>Cristinel.<\/em>\u00a0B\u0103ie\u021bii de la bloc (Nicu, Drago\u0219, Bubanu) \u00eemi zic \u0219i acum Cristinel, la 90+ de kilograme. \u201cB\u0103i, ai primit SMS-ul de la Cristinel? E \u00een \u021bar\u0103, zice s\u0103 ie\u0219im la o bere\u201d. La un moment dat &#8211; c\u00e2nd eram \u00eenc\u0103 &#8222;mic&#8221;, \u0219i fra\u021bii Dinu nu se mutaser\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103,\u00a0s-au cugetat \u00eentr-o zi fra\u021bii Dinu, Sandocan \u0219i Costi N\u0103escu pentru o porecl\u0103 pentru mine, c\u0103 nu aveam; parc\u0103 \u00eei v\u0103d, pe aleea din fa\u021ba gardului lui doamna Banea, recit\u00e2nd \u201ccristinel\u2026cristinel\u2026chitinel\u2026chitino\u021b\u2026 gata!\u00a0<em>Chitino\u021b-Chilo\u021b<\/em>!\u201d Mi s-a spus &#8222;Chitino\u021b&#8221; o vreme, b\u0103nuiesc ca dac\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2lnesc cu fra\u021bii Dinu or s\u0103-mi zic\u0103 tot a\u0219a \u0219i acum<\/p>\n<p><em>Sandocan<\/em> este, cum ziceam, Sandi, care vine de la Alexandru. Fra\u021bii Badea, Dan \u0219i Alexandru-Sandi-Sandocan. Lui Drago\u0219 \u00eei zicea mama lui <em>Dr\u0103go\u0219ic\u0103<\/em> (mama lui diminutiva orice, b\u0103nuiesc c\u0103 \u0219i acum tot a\u0219a \u00eei zice), mai mari fiind i-am zis Dimache (c\u0103 a\u0219a \u00eel cheam\u0103, dar e un nume mai rar care merit\u0103 pomenit des) \u0219i, evident, derivat <em>Dilimache<\/em>, c\u0103 rimeaz\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Dan P\u00e2rvulescu era <em>Danezu<\/em>, foarte repede trecut la <em>Danezu-Cubanezu<\/em> (copiilor le plac rimele, este teoria psihologic\u0103 a dezvolt\u0103rii limbajului). Asta nu-i greu de depistat de ce, mai greu e la amicul <em>Ceaceari<\/em> de la Blocul 121 (\u0103la din fa\u021b\u0103), \u00eemi aduc aminte vag c\u0103 a\u0219a pocea el c\u00e2nd era mic cuv\u00e2ntul &#8222;\u021b\u00e2n\u021bar&#8221;, \u00eei zicea &#8222;ceacear&#8221;, \u0219i, vorba bancului cu \u0218tefan Cel Mare, a\u0219a i-a r\u0103mas numele.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cel mai avem pe <em>Bubanu<\/em> &#8211; Lucian de la scara C &#8211; care \u0219i-a transformat porecla \u00een renume, acum are emisiune la radio, &#8222;Blaj \u0219i Bubanu&#8221;. Nu mai \u0219tiu cum a ajuns la porecla asa, l-a\u0219 \u00eentreba dar e cam sup\u0103rat pe mine, m-a \u0219ters din list\u0103 pe Facebook acum ceva vreme \u0219i n-am mai \u00eendr\u0103znit s\u0103-l caut. \u00centr-o vreme era poreclit Bobi\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Nu porecle per se, dar sor&#8217;mea era M\u0103d\u0103lina Mic\u0103 s\u0103 fie diferen\u021biat\u0103 de M\u0103d\u0103lina Mare de la trei, care era mai mare, adic\u0103 cu un an.<\/p>\n<p>Oare ce am mai avut? Iete c\u0103 nu-mi mai amintesc&#8230;. Au mai fost ni\u0219te copii cam dup\u0103 genera\u021bia mea, plecasem deja la Bucure\u0219ti la facultate, unii aveau porecle \u0219i ei.<\/p>\n<p>Mircea tot de la scara C, \u00eei spuneam <em>Mircic\u0103<\/em>; era ceva mai mic \u0219i mai credul, eu \u0219i Drago\u0219 l-am tot chinuit vreo dou\u0103 veri cu tot felul de farse, c\u0103-s lupi \u00een spate dincolo de \u021bevi (<em>Mircic\u0103<\/em> \u00eencerca s\u0103 le zic\u0103 &#8222;burlane&#8221;, \u0219i-i ie\u0219ea &#8222;bulane&#8221;, spre deliciul nostru), c\u0103 nu&#8217;\u0219 ce ho\u021bi de copii vin s\u0103 fure copii, d&#8217;astea din mintea noastr\u0103. Mircic\u0103 se speria teribil \u0219i urla dup\u0103 bunic\u0103-sa (st\u0103tea cu bunic\u0103-sa), &#8222;Menenaaaaa!!!&#8221; (a\u0219a \u00eei zicea bunicii), &#8222;Menenaaaaaa!!! mie fric\u0103 de luuuupi!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Lui Ovidiu tot de la scara C i s-a spus mult timp (sau poate c\u0103 \u0219i acum?..) <em>Uscatu<\/em>, c\u0103 era slab. M\u0103 rog, nu era mult mai slab ca noi, dar a\u0219a&#8217;s copiii, au categorii foarte clare. Era talentat la desen Ovidiu.<\/p>\n<p>Mai era Florin de la blocul 121 (erau na\u0219ii lui Ceaceari), poreclit <em>Grasu <\/em>(cred ca orice ga\u0219c\u0103 de copii are un &#8222;Grasu&#8221;).\u00a0\u00a0Era mai rotunjor, b\u0103nuiesc, cam c\u00e2t de slab era Ovidiu dar de, nu te pui cu copiii.<\/p>\n<p>A, da, \u0219i Mihai <em>Jumar\u0103<\/em> de la trei, <em>Gabone<\/em> de la patru (Gabi, fratele Georgianei). Lui Adi Petre de la blocul 121 (am fost coleg de generala cu el, \u0219i bun prieten \u00een copil\u0103rie, cu el \u0219i C\u0103t\u0103lin Stoian) i se mai spunea Adi Blondu (ghici de ce).<\/p>\n<p>\u00cemi mai amintesc io.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Unul scurt din memorie. Primul meu nume a fost, evident,\u00a0Cristinel.\u00a0B\u0103ie\u021bii de la bloc (Nicu, Drago\u0219, Bubanu) \u00eemi zic \u0219i acum Cristinel, la 90+ de kilograme. \u201cB\u0103i, ai primit SMS-ul de la Cristinel? E \u00een \u021bar\u0103, zice s\u0103 ie\u0219im la o bere\u201d. La un moment dat &#8211; c\u00e2nd eram \u00eenc\u0103 &#8222;mic&#8221;, \u0219i fra\u021bii Dinu nu se mutaser\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103,\u00a0s-au cugetat \u00eentr-o zi fra\u021bii Dinu, Sandocan \u0219i Costi N\u0103escu pentru o porecl\u0103 pentru mine, c\u0103 nu aveam; parc\u0103 \u00eei v\u0103d, pe aleea din fa\u021ba gardului lui doamna Banea, recit\u00e2nd \u201ccristinel\u2026cristinel\u2026chitinel\u2026chitino\u021b\u2026 gata!\u00a0Chitino\u021b-Chilo\u021b!\u201d Mi s-a spus &#8222;Chitino\u021b&#8221; o vreme, b\u0103nuiesc ca dac\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2lnesc cu fra\u021bii Dinu or s\u0103-mi zic\u0103 tot a\u0219a \u0219i acum Sandocan este, cum ziceam, Sandi, care vine de la Alexandru. Fra\u021bii Badea, Dan \u0219i Alexandru-Sandi-Sandocan. Lui Drago\u0219 \u00eei zicea mama lui Dr\u0103go\u0219ic\u0103 (mama lui diminutiva orice, b\u0103nuiesc c\u0103 \u0219i acum tot a\u0219a \u00eei zice), mai mari fiind i-am zis Dimache (c\u0103 a\u0219a \u00eel cheam\u0103, dar e un nume mai rar care merit\u0103 pomenit des) \u0219i, evident, derivat Dilimache, c\u0103 rimeaz\u0103. Dan P\u00e2rvulescu era Danezu, foarte repede trecut la Danezu-Cubanezu (copiilor le plac rimele, este teoria psihologic\u0103 a dezvolt\u0103rii limbajului). Asta nu-i greu de depistat de ce, mai greu e la amicul &hellip; <a class=\"readmore\" href=\"https:\/\/scara-b.dogaru.net\/?p=96\">Cite\u0219te mai departe \u2192<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-96","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-scara-b"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scara-b.dogaru.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scara-b.dogaru.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scara-b.dogaru.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scara-b.dogaru.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scara-b.dogaru.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=96"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/scara-b.dogaru.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":98,"href":"https:\/\/scara-b.dogaru.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96\/revisions\/98"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scara-b.dogaru.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=96"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scara-b.dogaru.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=96"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scara-b.dogaru.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=96"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}